🔥 I Suck at Making Cocktails – Spaghetti Strap Crop (Vertical) 😈
Sweet straps. Sharp humor. Zero apologies.
The 🔥 I Suck at Making Cocktails 😈 Spaghetti Strap Crop is a fitted, flirty essential designed to show just enough while saying more than it should. Featuring the vertical version of the design, this top keeps things clean at first glance — with a clever detail built in for those who actually pay attention.
Lightweight, stretchy, and made to move with you, this crop is perfect for beach days, pool bars, nights out, and anywhere adult humor quietly steals the spotlight. The spaghetti straps keep it effortless, while the fit hugs just right without feeling restrictive.
⚠️ Warning: May cause double-takes, laughs, and conversations.
Why You’ll Love It
• Fun, flirty adult-humor design
• Soft, lightweight fabric with a comfortable stretch
• Flattering cropped fit
• Perfect for beachwear, festivals, parties & vacations
• Statement tee made to stand out
Product features
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester for a soft, smooth hand
- Thick spaghetti straps for added comfort and support
- Mid-length fitted cut—wear alone or layer easily
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) printed for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
- Manufactured in WRAP- and FLA-partnered facilities (socially conscious production)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 13.25 | 14.00 | 14.75 | 15.75 | 16.75 | 17.75 |
| Length, in | 12.25 | 12.62 | 13.00 | 13.37 | 13.75 | 14.12 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
52% Airlume combed ringspun cotton 48% Polyester
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, has a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Thick spaghetti straps
Features thick spaghetti straps, offering comfort and support.
Mid-length cut
For perfect balance between coverage and mobility, suitable for layering or wearing on its own during various activities.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP and Bluesign-certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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